An Aggie gets pulled over by a cop for speeding one day. 'You were going 90,' yells the cop. 'What on earth were you thinking?' The Aggie said "Well, my brakes are no good, so I wanted to get there before I had an accident."
How can you tell an Aggie is on location at a drilling rig?He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters.
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